Imitation Soy Milk

2008.04.06I know I’m cool and all, but imitating me on street corners is not flattering. Seriously, you need to stop doing this!

I see this guy every day, and at first I thought it was great.. but now I’m saddened that he’s out there wearing my clothing and maybe even giving me a bad name…. what if people mistake him for me??

I hope he doesn’t say he is me..

Ninjas

2008.04.05Do you remember the episode of The Simpsons where they have a flashback of when Bart was a child? Homer made him a bed which was the worst looking clown ever. Bart was horrified and rocked himself back and forth repeating “Can’t sleep, clown will eat me” over and over again.

I feel this same way, I have a Ninja after me, and I can’t sleep or it will get me!

Beat It.

2008.04.042008.04.04bI got to go out in the field today with my favorite tech. We went to one of our clients that needed a network toned, and some printing configuration changes. For some reason mft decided to take me through the hall of Jackson on our way there though.

This has left me with a memory I will not easily get rid of, and I shall be having nightmares for weeks.

What happens in Hawaii stays in Hawaii

2008.04.03Nello’s is the best pizza place around. I absolutely loved this Hawaiian with mushrooms we had. The Canadian, the other tech and myself all gorged ourselves into a stupor! Num!

I still wonder how I got pizza sauce under my wing though…

When we got back my favorite tech, who is now on a diet and is abstaining from lunch, we got off topic, and at some point he said “hey it makes sense in Hawaii” when referring to pineapples on pizza. That then got applied to networking and group policy.. “That policy makes sense in Hawaii”.