I’ve been wondering what kind of career I can make for myself. I’ve heard about marathon racers who train and train, and then they travel all over the world to compete. Wouldn’t that be a great thing for me? I could race with other ducks all over the world! I heard about several races coming up…in September there’s a race down the North Platte River in Nebraska- the grand prize is a bright red 2008 Chevy Silverado truck, the second prize is a Honda four-wheel drive ATV – how do I drive one of those?
There was a race in Glascow recently, but I heard about that one too late – the winner would get a new car. Just think of all the places I could go, Newport, Arkansas; Dubuque, Iowa and all the prizes I could win…that is, if I’m good at racing.
Month: July 2008
Mmmm Bacon
I’m starting to wonder if food is too much of my life. I enjoy food tremendously and can’t get enough of it, but I don’t over eat at all. I just love all types of it!
In this case a bacon burger in Seattle.. so juicy.. so good. Nom nom nom.
A Visit to the Space Needle
No trip to Seattle would be complete without a trip to the very exciting and dangerous Space Needle! I actually did fall off, but thank goodness I’m a bird!
But I’m Hungry!
I will never understand why people have to put such limitations on the nation!
Why would you not want to feed me? I like to eat, it’s quite obvious.. but noooo the man has to keep me down, he won’t let you give me food I have to forage on my own!
Protest my friends, protest! Bring it to the government, tell them you want to feed us birds and that these signs are just a waste!
Birds like to eat too!
Frappuccino Please
A long time ago in a g.. wait no, that’s a different story. Back in 1971 this silly place formed and has made a fortune ever since!
I wish I could travel through time and invest in this place back in it’s early days, as it is I just get to visit the gift shop and get a lousy tee-shirt.