Fooled again

After studying for a week with that man who claimed to be a ninja I have found that he is not! He is a clown! He has made a fool of us all. The red shoes never fit, and I often wondered why I was out in front of everyone instead of hiding in my training…. I am torn, I’m going into hiding for a while now.

Vengeance

2008.04.30I have decided to no longer cower in the corner hiding from Ninja. I will now fight back! I must get training.. I have started my search for training in Ninja skills. I believe I’ve found the perfect Ninja to train from…

Mourning Today

2008.04.24The other week I had introduced my valued readers, you, to my brother. I’m sad to report that he has passed away.

I had left him in the care of my favorite tech over night last night, but when I arrived at work this morning I found him like this…

There was a note nearby from the Ninja.. I’m next.

Paranoid Android

2008.04.19I’m actually a paranoid duck.

I had to work some today to get a few devices programmed for one of our clients (they are going to four locations on Monday), and I just know the ninja is here watching, waiting.

I’m hiding amongst the equipment I’m programming hoping he doesn’t realize I’m here today. This place is creepy when you’re here all alone.

Not again!

2008.04.18He’s hunting me down. He’s going to get me. What did I do to deserve this? Why is he after me? Will no-one save me from him? I saw him.. I hear it’s rare to see Ninjas.. but I know it was him.. he was behind the white-board. Sneaky very sneaky. How will I fend off this Ninja? Where is my favorite tech when I need him?