Losing two brothers in a year is something one should not have to go through. Of course, as I am a duck and come from a large family, fear that I will lose many more relatives to this ninja fiend.
I should explain my situation. I am the eldest duck of many. My father has long since passed on, he did not die from a Ninja attack or the like, but peacefully in his bed at an old age. He was an adventurer, was always off in the world discovering this, or doing that. He always brought home the best presents.
My brothers and sisters all live life different than I do. None of them have a job, they all hang out in bathrooms or parks and go to races. I wonder sometimes why I ended up being the bread winner.
But anyway, I thought I should let you know something of family.