After my relaxing evening out I found myself in a pit of evil snakes. Well okay I don’t know if they are evil or not, but they’re much larger than I am and they often eat things my size so until proven otherwise I shall call them evil.
I did not plan for this contingency.
Rest and relaxation – putting my troubles behind me. I decided to let go tonight and have some fun.
Hopefully things are back to normal soon, I’m still unsure what to do though.
Just in case they do track me down I’ve decided to plan out an escape and trap for them.
I think this should help out.
I’ve decided it best to hide from this army until I can tell whether it is affiliated with the Ninja or not. I believe my military and I may have had some incorrect information and that this is completely unrelated to our actual enemy. I feel terrible about this.
Until I figure this out, I thought it would be safe to hide here.
Oh my God!!!
Our reconnaissance was wrong! We marched an unprepared army into a highly militarized zone and got trampled! I think I may be the only surviving one of my army and I’m running for my life.
I can’t believe the type of weapons they have.. this is beyond anything I imagined war would be like!
Run away!