After training with my Master Ninja, I decided to take a little vacation.
I didn’t realize how hard I worked but once the nunchaku were put to rest, I went a little crazy, mai tais were a’flowin and I even got leid…
Larger Cousins
I understand that the Ninja has a vendetta against my family and I, however I have yet to understand how people could do this to my large friendly cousins. I am horrified and aghast. Please don’t feed the birds.. please don’t eat the birds!
More Training
I apologize for my lack of entries for the past month or so, I have been in heavy training with my master. I think I may be ready to face the evil ninja if he shows his face again.
Each morning during training my master had me eat this, it was very good, but never felt like enough with all the exercises I was doing.
I look forward to meeting with the ninja.
A Racer
I’ve been wondering what kind of career I can make for myself. I’ve heard about marathon racers who train and train, and then they travel all over the world to compete. Wouldn’t that be a great thing for me? I could race with other ducks all over the world! I heard about several races coming up…in September there’s a race down the North Platte River in Nebraska- the grand prize is a bright red 2008 Chevy Silverado truck, the second prize is a Honda four-wheel drive ATV – how do I drive one of those?
There was a race in Glascow recently, but I heard about that one too late – the winner would get a new car. Just think of all the places I could go, Newport, Arkansas; Dubuque, Iowa and all the prizes I could win…that is, if I’m good at racing.
Mmmm Bacon
I’m starting to wonder if food is too much of my life. I enjoy food tremendously and can’t get enough of it, but I don’t over eat at all. I just love all types of it!
In this case a bacon burger in Seattle.. so juicy.. so good. Nom nom nom.