My friend, Jack, and I (both registered voters) went in to vote today, they let him in no problem while I waited in line. He voted happily and got his little sticker and everything. Then it all grew dark.
I stepped up to the front of the line and they told me that I can’t vote! They told me I’m not human, and that non-humans, though born in this country can not vote! This is pure evil speciesism! First the Ninja is after me, and now I can’t even vote for a president who will ban evil Ninjas!