Tag: ninja

My Duck Army has been hard at work trying to spread the word that we’re not going to stand for the Ninja anymore. We will take a stand!

A few people were wondering about this picture so I have highlighted the details.

I got a loan from the bank, I’m going to pay them back when I get that money from Nigeria. I felt the need to start rebuilding my army, as you can see I’ve already got a few new ducks on payroll. This time we will get the Ninja!

Just in case they do track me down I’ve decided to plan out an escape and trap for them.

I think this should help out.

I’ve decided it best to hide from this army until I can tell whether it is affiliated with the Ninja or not. I believe my military and I may have had some incorrect information and that this is completely unrelated to our actual enemy. I feel terrible about this.
Until I figure this out, I thought it would be safe to hide here.

Oh my God!!!

Our reconnaissance was wrong! We marched an unprepared army into a highly militarized zone and got trampled! I think I may be the only surviving one of my army and I’m running for my life.

I can’t believe the type of weapons they have.. this is beyond anything I imagined war would be like!

Run away!