Here I am in front of my army, prepping them for battle, we’re about to go to the last known location of the Ninja and hunt him down like the dog that he is.
Now that I’ve started my army of Ninja death we need to train, this group is training as elite paratroopers, they will be deployed in combat zones behind enemy lines, hopefully surprising the Ninja and ending his reign of tyranny!
I have decided I am not going to lay down and take it from the Ninja anymore! I have called upon my friends, my family, their friends and their families, and I am forming an indestructible army of Ninja death!
We will overcome this threat and my family will be safe!