{"id":84,"date":"2008-03-29T17:07:52","date_gmt":"2008-03-30T00:07:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/?p=84"},"modified":"2008-03-28T00:21:25","modified_gmt":"2008-03-28T07:21:25","slug":"on-a-string","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/?p=84","title":{"rendered":"On a string"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/03\/2008.03.29.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/03\/2008.03.29-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"2008.03.29\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-85\" srcset=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/03\/2008.03.29-225x300.jpg 225w, \/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/03\/2008.03.29.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a>My favorite tech was feeling so horrible about having run over my brother, even though he&#8217;ll be fine, that he got me a present.<\/p>\n<p>He gave me the world with a ribbon tied around it! I look like an island! He&#8217;s so nice to me!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My favorite tech was feeling so horrible about having run over my brother, even though he&#8217;ll be fine, that he got me a present. He gave me the world with a ribbon tied around it! I look like an island! He&#8217;s so nice to me!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-84","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-duckupdates","tag-favorite"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=84"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":86,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84\/revisions\/86"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=84"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=84"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=84"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}