{"id":55,"date":"2008-03-24T08:01:17","date_gmt":"2008-03-24T15:01:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/?p=55"},"modified":"2008-03-24T06:26:29","modified_gmt":"2008-03-24T13:26:29","slug":"back-in-the-office","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/?p=55","title":{"rendered":"Back in the Office"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/03\/2008.03.24.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/03\/2008.03.24-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"2008.03.24\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-56\" srcset=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/03\/2008.03.24-225x300.jpg 225w, \/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/03\/2008.03.24.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a>Well, I&#8217;ve given up. I&#8217;m back in the office now, sitting here on my favorite tech&#8217;s cell phone waiting for him to come back from the other room. He did tell me he missed me, but he keeps singing about Viagra. I don&#8217;t understand why, but it&#8217;s good to be back home!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I&#8217;ve given up. I&#8217;m back in the office now, sitting here on my favorite tech&#8217;s cell phone waiting for him to come back from the other room. He did tell me he missed me, but he keeps singing about Viagra. I don&#8217;t understand why, but it&#8217;s good to be back home!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-55","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-duckupdates","tag-favorite"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=55"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":57,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55\/revisions\/57"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=55"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=55"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=55"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}