{"id":466,"date":"2008-11-20T20:15:32","date_gmt":"2008-11-21T03:15:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/?p=466"},"modified":"2008-11-20T20:15:32","modified_gmt":"2008-11-21T03:15:32","slug":"voting-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/?p=466","title":{"rendered":"Voting today"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/11\/Image0025.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/11\/Image0025-187x150.jpg\" alt=\"Image0025\" width=\"187\" height=\"150\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-467\" srcset=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/11\/Image0025-187x150.jpg 187w, \/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/11\/Image0025-300x240.jpg 300w, \/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/11\/Image0025.jpg 801w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 187px) 100vw, 187px\" \/><\/a>My friend, Jack, and I (both registered voters) went in to vote today, they let him in no problem while I waited in line. He voted happily and got his little sticker and everything. Then it all grew dark.<\/p>\n<p>I stepped up to the front of the line and they told me that I can&#8217;t vote! They told me I&#8217;m not human, and that non-humans, though born in this country can not vote! This is pure evil speciesism! First the Ninja is after me, and now I can&#8217;t even vote for a president who will ban evil Ninjas!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My friend, Jack, and I (both registered voters) went in to vote today, they let him in no problem while I waited in line. He voted happily and got his little sticker and everything. Then it all grew dark. I stepped up to the front of the line and they told me that I can&#8217;t &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/?p=466\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Voting today<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[8],"class_list":["post-466","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-duckupdates","tag-ninja"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/466","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=466"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/466\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":468,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/466\/revisions\/468"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=466"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=466"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=466"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}