{"id":439,"date":"2008-11-20T19:48:58","date_gmt":"2008-11-21T02:48:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/?p=439"},"modified":"2008-11-20T19:48:58","modified_gmt":"2008-11-21T02:48:58","slug":"two-bits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/?p=439","title":{"rendered":"Two Bits"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/11\/2008.10.06.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/11\/2008.10.06-113x150.jpg\" alt=\"2008.10.06\" width=\"113\" height=\"150\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-440\" srcset=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/11\/2008.10.06-113x150.jpg 113w, \/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/11\/2008.10.06-225x300.jpg 225w, \/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/11\/2008.10.06-768x1024.jpg 768w, \/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/11\/2008.10.06.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 113px) 100vw, 113px\" \/><\/a>After a long journey through forests, rivers and desert I have found my way home again. After all this dirty grimy traveling I have decided it is time to pamper myself! In doing so I have decided to get my hair washed by a professional &#8211; though they seem confused as to how they&#8217;ll do that on me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After a long journey through forests, rivers and desert I have found my way home again. After all this dirty grimy traveling I have decided it is time to pamper myself! In doing so I have decided to get my hair washed by a professional &#8211; though they seem confused as to how they&#8217;ll do &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/?p=439\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Two Bits<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-439","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-duckupdates"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/439","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=439"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/439\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":441,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/439\/revisions\/441"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=439"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=439"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=439"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}