{"id":344,"date":"2008-08-08T16:19:01","date_gmt":"2008-08-08T23:19:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/?p=344"},"modified":"2008-08-08T16:19:01","modified_gmt":"2008-08-08T23:19:01","slug":"larger-cousins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/?p=344","title":{"rendered":"Larger Cousins"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/08\/2008.08.08.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/08\/2008.08.08-188x150.jpg\" alt=\"2008.08.08\" width=\"188\" height=\"150\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-345\" srcset=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/08\/2008.08.08-188x150.jpg 188w, \/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/08\/2008.08.08-300x240.jpg 300w, \/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/08\/2008.08.08.jpg 634w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 188px) 100vw, 188px\" \/><\/a>I understand that the Ninja has a vendetta against my family and I, however I have yet to understand how people could do this to my large friendly cousins. I am horrified and aghast. Please don&#8217;t feed the birds.. please don&#8217;t eat the birds!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I understand that the Ninja has a vendetta against my family and I, however I have yet to understand how people could do this to my large friendly cousins. I am horrified and aghast. Please don&#8217;t feed the birds.. please don&#8217;t eat the birds!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5,8],"class_list":["post-344","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-duckupdates","tag-food","tag-ninja"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/344","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=344"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/344\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":346,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/344\/revisions\/346"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=344"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=344"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=344"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}