{"id":33,"date":"2008-03-23T08:37:05","date_gmt":"2008-03-23T15:37:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/?p=33"},"modified":"2008-03-23T17:03:22","modified_gmt":"2008-03-24T00:03:22","slug":"lost","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/?p=33","title":{"rendered":"Lost!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/03\/2008.03.23.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/03\/2008.03.23-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"2008.03.23\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-34\" srcset=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/03\/2008.03.23-300x225.jpg 300w, \/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/03\/2008.03.23-1024x768.jpg 1024w, \/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/03\/2008.03.23.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>I&#8217;m lost. No one has told me where I am. I keep asking, but instead of telling me they just pat me on the head, or pick me up and throw me.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m writing this near this cliff in this forest. I&#8217;m frightened and alone.<\/p>\n<p>I hope I didn&#8217;t make the wrong decision.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m lost. No one has told me where I am. I keep asking, but instead of telling me they just pat me on the head, or pick me up and throw me. I&#8217;m writing this near this cliff in this forest. I&#8217;m frightened and alone. I hope I didn&#8217;t make the wrong decision.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-duckupdates"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=33"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33\/revisions\/35"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=33"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=33"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=33"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}