{"id":304,"date":"2008-07-09T09:33:01","date_gmt":"2008-07-09T16:33:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/?p=304"},"modified":"2008-07-09T09:33:40","modified_gmt":"2008-07-09T16:33:40","slug":"304","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/?p=304","title":{"rendered":"But I&#8217;m Hungry!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/07\/2008.07.09.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/07\/2008.07.09-200x150.jpg\" alt=\"2008.07.09\" width=\"200\" height=\"150\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-305\" srcset=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/07\/2008.07.09-200x150.jpg 200w, \/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/07\/2008.07.09-300x225.jpg 300w, \/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/07\/2008.07.09-1024x768.jpg 1024w, \/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/07\/2008.07.09.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a>I will never understand why people have to put such limitations on the nation!<\/p>\n<p>Why would you not want to feed me? I like to eat, it&#8217;s quite obvious.. but noooo the man has to keep me down, he won&#8217;t let you give me food I have to forage on my own!<\/p>\n<p>Protest my friends, protest! Bring it to the government, tell them you want to feed us birds and that these signs are just a waste!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Birds like to eat too!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I will never understand why people have to put such limitations on the nation! Why would you not want to feed me? I like to eat, it&#8217;s quite obvious.. but noooo the man has to keep me down, he won&#8217;t let you give me food I have to forage on my own! Protest my friends, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/?p=304\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">But I&#8217;m Hungry!<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-304","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-duckupdates"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=304"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":308,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304\/revisions\/308"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=304"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=304"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}