{"id":270,"date":"2008-06-27T12:27:01","date_gmt":"2008-06-27T19:27:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/?p=270"},"modified":"2008-06-27T12:27:01","modified_gmt":"2008-06-27T19:27:01","slug":"thank-goodness-im-a-duck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/?p=270","title":{"rendered":"Thank Goodness I&#8217;m a Duck"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/06\/2008.06.27b.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/06\/2008.06.27b-200x150.jpg\" alt=\"2008.06.27b\" width=\"200\" height=\"150\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-271\" srcset=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/06\/2008.06.27b-200x150.jpg 200w, \/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/06\/2008.06.27b-300x225.jpg 300w, \/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/06\/2008.06.27b-1024x768.jpg 1024w, \/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/06\/2008.06.27b.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a>I can&#8217;t believe it!<\/p>\n<p>The person behind me on the train was allergic to feathers! She was sneezing the whole trip, and then eventually got sick of me. She stole my ticket and when the conductor came by&#8230; I had none! It&#8217;s horrible, they threw me off the train!! I&#8217;m all wet now \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t believe it! The person behind me on the train was allergic to feathers! She was sneezing the whole trip, and then eventually got sick of me. She stole my ticket and when the conductor came by&#8230; I had none! It&#8217;s horrible, they threw me off the train!! I&#8217;m all wet now \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-270","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-duckupdates"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=270"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":272,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270\/revisions\/272"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}