{"id":206,"date":"2008-05-20T08:07:42","date_gmt":"2008-05-20T15:07:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/?p=206"},"modified":"2008-05-20T08:07:42","modified_gmt":"2008-05-20T15:07:42","slug":"horrible-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/?p=206","title":{"rendered":"Horrible News"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/05\/2008.05.20.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/05\/2008.05.20-200x150.jpg\" alt=\"2008.05.20\" width=\"200\" height=\"150\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-207\" srcset=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/05\/2008.05.20-200x150.jpg 200w, \/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/05\/2008.05.20-300x225.jpg 300w, \/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/05\/2008.05.20-1024x768.jpg 1024w, \/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/05\/2008.05.20.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a>I came into work this morning, having spent the night at my favorite techs again, and discovered to my horror that the Ninja has only been lying in wait! I found another brother of mine, Ernest, like this, a note from the Ninja telling me it was him and he was still after me nearby.<\/p>\n<p>I now believe that the rest of my family is in horrible danger. The ninja has now killed two of my brothers, leaving me notes on both occasions. I was feeling so secure that he was going to leave me alone and now I don&#8217;t know what to do. Why is he doing this to me?<\/p>\n<p>I am now once again, a mourning duck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I came into work this morning, having spent the night at my favorite techs again, and discovered to my horror that the Ninja has only been lying in wait! I found another brother of mine, Ernest, like this, a note from the Ninja telling me it was him and he was still after me nearby. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/?p=206\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Horrible News<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[7,2,8],"class_list":["post-206","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-duckupdates","tag-family","tag-favorite","tag-ninja"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/206","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=206"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/206\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":208,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/206\/revisions\/208"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=206"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=206"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=206"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}