{"id":171,"date":"2008-04-19T10:10:05","date_gmt":"2008-04-19T17:10:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/?p=171"},"modified":"2008-04-19T10:10:05","modified_gmt":"2008-04-19T17:10:05","slug":"paranoid-android","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/?p=171","title":{"rendered":"Paranoid Android"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/04\/2008.04.19.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/04\/2008.04.19-200x150.jpg\" alt=\"2008.04.19\" width=\"200\" height=\"150\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-172\" srcset=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/04\/2008.04.19-200x150.jpg 200w, \/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/04\/2008.04.19-300x225.jpg 300w, \/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/04\/2008.04.19.jpg 739w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a>I&#8217;m actually a paranoid duck.<\/p>\n<p>I had to work some today to get a few devices programmed for one of our clients (they are going to four locations on Monday), and I just know the ninja is here watching, waiting.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m hiding amongst the equipment I&#8217;m programming hoping he doesn&#8217;t realize I&#8217;m here today. This place is creepy when you&#8217;re here all alone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m actually a paranoid duck. I had to work some today to get a few devices programmed for one of our clients (they are going to four locations on Monday), and I just know the ninja is here watching, waiting. I&#8217;m hiding amongst the equipment I&#8217;m programming hoping he doesn&#8217;t realize I&#8217;m here today. This &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/?p=171\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Paranoid Android<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[8],"class_list":["post-171","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-duckupdates","tag-ninja"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=171"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":173,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171\/revisions\/173"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=171"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=171"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=171"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}