{"id":156,"date":"2008-04-14T13:39:02","date_gmt":"2008-04-14T20:39:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/?p=156"},"modified":"2008-04-14T13:39:02","modified_gmt":"2008-04-14T20:39:02","slug":"would-you-like-fries-with-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/?p=156","title":{"rendered":"Would You Like Fries with that?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/04\/2008.04.14.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/04\/2008.04.14-200x150.jpg\" alt=\"2008.04.14\" width=\"200\" height=\"150\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-157\" srcset=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/04\/2008.04.14-200x150.jpg 200w, \/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/04\/2008.04.14-300x225.jpg 300w, \/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/04\/2008.04.14.jpg 1023w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a>I&#8217;m glad that I&#8217;ve not worked fast food, I&#8217;m pretty sure the deep fryers would melt me. Either that or they&#8217;d mistake me for a happy meal toy.<\/p>\n<p>This, however, does not mean that I do not partake of fast food. I very much enjoy the fruits of the labors of those who do work in that industry. Today I had a captain crunch shake and a very tasty burger!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m glad that I&#8217;ve not worked fast food, I&#8217;m pretty sure the deep fryers would melt me. Either that or they&#8217;d mistake me for a happy meal toy. This, however, does not mean that I do not partake of fast food. I very much enjoy the fruits of the labors of those who do work &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/?p=156\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Would You Like Fries with that?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5],"class_list":["post-156","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-duckupdates","tag-food"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=156"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":158,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156\/revisions\/158"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}