{"id":109,"date":"2008-04-06T12:04:10","date_gmt":"2008-04-06T19:04:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/?p=109"},"modified":"2008-04-06T00:01:33","modified_gmt":"2008-04-06T07:01:33","slug":"imitation-soy-milk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/?p=109","title":{"rendered":"Imitation Soy Milk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/04\/2008.04.06.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/04\/2008.04.06-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"2008.04.06\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-110\" srcset=\"\/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/04\/2008.04.06-300x225.jpg 300w, \/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/04\/2008.04.06-1024x768.jpg 1024w, \/wp-content\/uploads\/ducktoday\/2008\/04\/2008.04.06.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>I know I&#8217;m cool and all, but imitating me on street corners is not flattering. Seriously, you need to stop doing this!<\/p>\n<p>I see this guy every day, and at first I thought it was great.. but now I&#8217;m saddened that he&#8217;s out there wearing my clothing and maybe even giving me a bad name&#8230;. what if people mistake him for me??<\/p>\n<p>I hope he doesn&#8217;t say he is me..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know I&#8217;m cool and all, but imitating me on street corners is not flattering. Seriously, you need to stop doing this! I see this guy every day, and at first I thought it was great.. but now I&#8217;m saddened that he&#8217;s out there wearing my clothing and maybe even giving me a bad name&#8230;. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/?p=109\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Imitation Soy Milk<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-109","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-duckupdates"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=109"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":111,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109\/revisions\/111"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mike.ducktoday.com\/blogs\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}